Sucks To Be You, Bro (26 Fails)

Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!

Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced.

u/labyrinth-luminary

cable guy drills a hole in the side of house, into a closet, through a guitar case, and right through a Martin HD-28V…

u/kol_kay

My sister was putting on her make up in front of a window and the mirror she was using burnt s hole in her screen

u/Hucufurus

I got this question wrong.

u/TheHjonking

Ordered a 12$ salad

u/Ensirius

I just spent over an hour in traffic on my way to work. Only then I looked down.

u/ghmatos

I married the person who does this.

u/armchairsender

No explanation needed.

u/SayLittleDoMuch

Took 2 months to receive this mushroom grow kit due to a misplaced package slip. It arrived like this.

u/paramedic999

Friend got me a cake for my “going away party”….. Guess where I’m going…

u/iamscyrus

Well there is a water snake living in my toilet somehow.

u/TheEerieZeroQueen

Somehow a whole wrench found it’s way into the tire. ..

u/Scully40

BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed

u/accentmarkss

My… Toothbrush…

u/Gavator2345

I do calligraphy. I misplaced the circled in character, which is part of a 300 word scroll that I almost finished after 5 days of work, 200 characters in.

u/SomeFoolishHooman

Paid extra for this “window” seat.

u/Zadsta

After losing 1/3rd of my weight, I finally didn’t feel too fat anymore. The toilet disagreed.

u/Mayungi

Yearbook photo from my first year as a teacher.

u/obiwankepuppy

They are the same plants, bought at the same store on the same day.

u/iptisar

my lush bath bomb just makes it look like a tub filled with pee.

u/anxiousbearofpolar

Obviously scatterbrained today, I put a laundry detergent pod in the dishwasher 🙁

u/uglypatty

Someone came in and ordered 46 sandwich combos at 1:45 AM. We close at 2.

u/rosetta-stxned

Dropped my full can of tuna in the drain.

u/CheesecakeGlock

That was loud.

u/JunkMale975

My toddler daughter rode on my shoulders and touched my face during our last hike, grabbing random leaves as we went along…. I’m highly allergic to poison ivy.

u/butteredbuttbiscuit

Saved up enough money to order a Nintendo Switch from Walmart+ and the box arrived empty.

u/YouDontTellMe

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