Sucks To Be You, Bro (26 Fails)

Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!

1. Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced.

u/labyrinth-luminary

2. cable guy drills a hole in the side of house, into a closet, through a guitar case, and right through a Martin HD-28V…

u/kol_kay

3. My sister was putting on her make up in front of a window and the mirror she was using burnt s hole in her screen

u/Hucufurus

4. I got this question wrong.

u/TheHjonking

5. Ordered a 12$ salad

u/Ensirius

6. I just spent over an hour in traffic on my way to work. Only then I looked down.

u/ghmatos

7. I married the person who does this.

u/armchairsender

8. No explanation needed.

u/SayLittleDoMuch

9. Took 2 months to receive this mushroom grow kit due to a misplaced package slip. It arrived like this.

u/paramedic999

10. Friend got me a cake for my “going away party”….. Guess where I’m going…

u/iamscyrus

11. Well there is a water snake living in my toilet somehow.

u/TheEerieZeroQueen

12. Somehow a whole wrench found it’s way into the tire. ..

u/Scully40

13. BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed

u/accentmarkss

14. My… Toothbrush…

u/Gavator2345

15. I do calligraphy. I misplaced the circled in character, which is part of a 300 word scroll that I almost finished after 5 days of work, 200 characters in.

u/SomeFoolishHooman

16. Paid extra for this “window” seat.

u/Zadsta

17. After losing 1/3rd of my weight, I finally didn’t feel too fat anymore. The toilet disagreed.

u/Mayungi

18. Yearbook photo from my first year as a teacher.

u/obiwankepuppy

19. They are the same plants, bought at the same store on the same day.

u/iptisar

20. my lush bath bomb just makes it look like a tub filled with pee.

u/anxiousbearofpolar

21. Obviously scatterbrained today, I put a laundry detergent pod in the dishwasher 🙁

u/uglypatty

22. Someone came in and ordered 46 sandwich combos at 1:45 AM. We close at 2.

u/rosetta-stxned

23. Dropped my full can of tuna in the drain.

u/CheesecakeGlock

24. That was loud.

u/JunkMale975

25. My toddler daughter rode on my shoulders and touched my face during our last hike, grabbing random leaves as we went along…. I’m highly allergic to poison ivy.

u/butteredbuttbiscuit

26. Saved up enough money to order a Nintendo Switch from Walmart+ and the box arrived empty.

u/YouDontTellMe

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome