23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)

Everyone needs a laugh now more than ever and these hilarious ladies delivered with the funniest tweets I scrolled passed this week. Keep up the good work ladies, this is the only serotonin I have coming in right now.

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https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1326542590481559556

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https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1327006691490222080

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the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 🙄

— Over here now: [email protected] (@LaurenFlans) November 13, 2020

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I know my therapist will always be helpful and supportive but I would laugh so hard if one day she was just like seriously bitch? again? we’re talking about this again? there’s people that are dying ellie

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 10, 2020

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https://twitter.com/robinthede/status/1325993229607526400

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Yeah, it's true, I lost my virginity to George Clooney. George Clooney Total Landscaping.

— Gremliny Nussboo (@emilynussbaum) November 9, 2020

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If you tip $100 at Cold Stone Creamery, the staff has to perform Les Miserables in its entirety.

— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) November 11, 2020

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If I die and anyone says I passed away “peacefully” it’s a lie. Don’t buy it. I passed away bitching the whole time.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 8, 2020

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Make sure your vaccine is from Pfizer and not Pfizer Landscaping.

— KRUPALI (@krupali) November 9, 2020

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when mom calls: pic.twitter.com/v2dJtwutBh

— shelby wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) November 8, 2020

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Me after the election: I’ll never be sad again

Me 15 minutes later: never mind

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 10, 2020

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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1326261800808054784

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https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1326293573176877056

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Because I’m on diet, I only ate half of a donut and saved the other half for 2 minutes later.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 10, 2020

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when your family's pissed you forgot to buy pizza rolls again pic.twitter.com/HuChazuFiZ

— maura quint (@behindyourback) November 10, 2020

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one of my odd pleasures is when writers make a character say overly detailed sentences for viewers. Like “let’s have dinner with our kids Joey and Timmy before you head back to Toronto for your 5 day work retreat!”

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 8, 2020

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https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1327012659430973443

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Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.

— 🌷⭐️ (@veenathevibe) November 11, 2020

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https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1326262337527930880

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https://twitter.com/Remy_Anne/status/1326246667083870208?s=20

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alex trebek was proof that you can be a kind person who also bullies nerds, 100% legend

— Olivia Craighead (@oliviacraighead) November 8, 2020

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I’m not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I’m just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 9, 2020

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https://twitter.com/blairsocci/status/1326589325664940032

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