I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
1.
I got 99 problems but oh my god I'm so fucked what am I gonna do that's so many problems
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) November 12, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/naydinsky/status/1326969765588586497?s=20
3.
this is like seeing a celebrity in real life pic.twitter.com/RuK8UkDtV4
— four seasons total zach (@zschutzy) November 13, 2020
4.
That brotha starving ππ https://t.co/2ZYcLWkKBy
— tiβs after hours π€ (@tuesbelletee) November 12, 2020
5.
all the votes are in so now he's just breaking down how they did classic practical movie effects pic.twitter.com/V5dQUxjuCK
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 13, 2020
6.
If you tip $100 at Cold Stone Creamery, the staff has to perform Les Miserables in its entirety.
— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) November 11, 2020
7.
HOW MUCH DAYLIGHT THEY TRYNA SAVE?? like damn bitch
— LILβ PLUMP (@thiccandtired__) November 12, 2020
8.
In honor of Friday the 13th, I too will be horny & get murdered in an abandoned summer camp.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 13, 2020
9.
you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"
— b (@doyalikebaileys) November 12, 2020
10.
https://twitter.com/yesyxs/status/1326607626243813378?s=20
11.
lol, excuse me. π https://t.co/eamOj8gbLG
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) November 13, 2020
12.
https://twitter.com/AtsukoComedy/status/1327096871991447553?s=20
13.
I've worn a mask way more often than I've worn a bra this year.
— Kalista (@kalistacat) November 12, 2020
14.
Currently obsessed with Leta Powell Drake, the greatest interviewer of all time. pic.twitter.com/3oCYAd9vZD
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) November 12, 2020
15.
the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 13, 2020
16.
https://twitter.com/HolyCow_Inc/status/1327203206804418560?s=20
17.
Forever the funniest Alex Trebek moment pic.twitter.com/I8YEHsudOF
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) November 8, 2020
18.
https://twitter.com/_KojoToronto/status/1324391518388527104?s=20
19.
Giving my bf an empty ps5 box with a positive pregnancy test inside
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) November 12, 2020
20.
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 13, 2020
21.
6 year old me waiting for my mom to finish talking on the phone so I can tell her I shit myself pic.twitter.com/LgvU2AsdLf
— Russian Memes United (@RussianMemesLtd) November 12, 2020
22.
Jeffrey Toobin is the only person I know who LOST money by jacking off on Zoom over quarantine
— David Specturkey (@spectordeforce) November 12, 2020
23.
the next host of jeopardy should be a dumb guy who is surprised by the answers
— mark (@kept_simple) November 9, 2020
24.
No host likes shooting promos, especially for a phone version of their hit game show, but Trebek did them with good humor. So long, Alex, and fuck 'em. pic.twitter.com/7Z1hh1vl2w
— Found Footage Fest (@foundfootage) November 9, 2020
25.
i cant believe yall elected this man https://t.co/baeIWkGWYY
— vinfoo (@vintagefoods_) November 7, 2020
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