23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)

Happy Holidays everyone! This week is better than the last but no matter what, I could always use a laugh. I am thankful to the funny ladies of Twitter dot com who keep pumping out funny tweets for us to enjoy. If you have some extra time, head over and give them a follow.

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Did you have a happy childhood or are you funny?

— . (@Neyogems) November 21, 2020

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https://twitter.com/ProperlyZuri/status/1331400294559870981

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https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1330214547005837315

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damn you really gotta eat every day forever

— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) November 23, 2020

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if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.

— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) November 22, 2020

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https://twitter.com/caringbrats/status/1330268049316995072

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I just got mad at a movie I'm watching because I don't know what's going on in it because I've been playing around on my phone.

— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) November 23, 2020

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I’ve never planned a better party than the one I planned when I was 8 pic.twitter.com/oFr1vaqHSN

— Emily Flake (@EmilyFlake) November 23, 2020

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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1330314235864358919

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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1331345671857684480

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i'm already so annoyed that my grandkids are going to be interviewing me for book reports on the 2020 pandemic expecting me to be profound and i'm gonna have to be like "i spent all the whole thing sending friends tiktok links against their will and eating cake and crying"

— emma lord (@dilemmalord) November 23, 2020

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one time a guy I had just started dating was on a podcast where the host asked if he was in a relationship, and after audibly panicking for a minute he said “look, if she died in a plane crash, I would be sad”

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 26, 2020

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i be writing this research paper w no research just vibes

— annabelle (@babybels22) November 25, 2020

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https://twitter.com/garrcie/status/1332375784162463745

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me: no problemo

narrator: but it was all problemo

— lil red (@lilredridingwud) November 23, 2020

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Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies

— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) November 25, 2020

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https://twitter.com/thisishollymay/status/1331353406359924737

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https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1330989316227665920

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we live in whatever the opposite of a renaissance is pic.twitter.com/JbEmeQOpz6

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) November 24, 2020

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pride AND prejudice? in this economy??

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 22, 2020

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Tell me why my mom thought The Rock’s float was Ruth Bader Ginsburg pic.twitter.com/ckvMo431ud

— kcdilla (@possumgrl) November 26, 2020

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who called it Antiques Road Show and not Strangers’ Things

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 21, 2020

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chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

— zan’s mom (@bimbocowgirl) November 22, 2020

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