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33 Jokes About Jesus That He’ll Forgive You For Laughing At, Because That’s Kinda His Thing

It’s always seemed strange to me that Catholics get so upset when you make jokes about Jesus. I mean, God seems like kind of a dick but Jesus seems chill. I bet he could take a joke.

The following people feel the same way. They rolled the dice by telling a blasphemous joke, gambling with their immortal soul; which any comedian will tell you is the ultimate rush. Let’s all take a drive to hell together. Jesus, take the wheel.

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https://cutefrosting.tumblr.com/post/180435528436/tilthat-til-that-many-early-texts-described

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https://koinohnia.tumblr.com/post/163932900573/3-things-jesus-love-will-never-do

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https://meaninglessmonicker.tumblr.com/post/131228791999/jesus-comes-from-a-shortening-of-the-hebrew

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https://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/post/181178257295/pastel-lavender-shiraglassman-missweber

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https://peetasallhehasleft.tumblr.com/post/93942817683/fartgallery-teenage-jesus-watches-as-his

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https://square-enix.tumblr.com/post/58493856722/when-i-was-a-little-kid-i-got-bullied-on-the

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https://kevinfrane.tumblr.com/post/103168708722/salparadisewasright-lord-kitschener

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https://jeffersonstarshipshavetheta-blog.tumblr.com/post/38818071459/okay-so-we-know-about-jesus-when-hes-a-baby-and

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https://ctsquirrel.tumblr.com/post/104978631914/hannibalthecanibal-tockthewatchdog

25. *inserts shameless self-plug*

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https://odinsblog.tumblr.com/post/87980226849/hoganddice-takethethirdoption-i-went-to-an

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32. Oh, you thought I was done promoting myself? Who is going to stop me? God?

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