God: Did you just fart?
Jesus: Sorry I had a burrito. It was-
God: Don't say it
Jesus: To die for
God: This is why you were sacrificed
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) September 30, 2014
32. Oh, you thought I was done promoting myself? Who is going to stop me? God?
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 4, 2013
"YOLT." – Jesus.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 4, 2015