Mike
This year sucked for obvious reasons. We don’t need to get into that. However, some folks had their own special little “f*ck yous” from 2020. Nothing completely devastating, but those moments where you’re like, “come on…why?” Because you can’t feel the highs without the lows.
1. “Waited in line for this rollercoaster for two hours, when I finally got to the front they said I was too tall.”
2. “Frozen…burst…pipes.”
3. “My dog found my rainy day stash and ate it.”
4. “Left a sparkling water in the car during winter in Minneapolis.”
5. “That white thing down there is one of my AirPods, that fell off because someone bumped against me. fml”
6. “Left my shoes outside in Australia.”
7. “Asked my aunt to take my pic to look like I was holding up the world. She said it was perfect. I didn’t check it till we got home.”
8. Baby’s first blech.
9. “Getting away from an erupting volcano today”
10. You’re late.
11. When you feel that you are tired … Remember that we emptied 6,000 bricks at the wrong address.
12. Grand Rapids, MI reporter gets her new license plate.
13. Wife and I visited the Eiffel Tower for our honeymoon.
14. Somebody stuck a dead rat on a glue trap to my windshield while I briefly parked (legally) in a residential area. Some of the rat fur and glue still won’t come off.
15. Pole dancing in the street.
16. Got up this morning and went to have a shower…
17. Fuck my engineering diploma…
18. Water leaks can be disastrous.
19. “Hey you’re gonna be on the front page”
20. (-_-) Hmm.
21. Almost finished my nectarine on my lunch break today and the pit broke open while I was taking a bite, revealing an ant colony, eggs and all.
22. Forgot my headphones on the ground while the Roomba was running.
23. That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet.
24. Governor just ordered all “non-life-sustaining” businesses to close, including construction and contractors. This is the current state of my only bathroom…
25. Went into my attic looking for a water leak coming into my living room and it appears that I’m also in quarantine with this whatever monstrosity left this behind. It’s soft to the touch so I’m assuming it’s still around.
26. DIY fail.
27. The printer exploded…
28. HS teacher remote teaching. Our platform generates unique classroom codes for each course. For my course, I have to screenshot and send “Jizzin’ to God” to all my students.
29. Hiked two hours to set up a picnic, returned to this.
30. So my fridge doors just fell off…
31. Does she know? It’s funny AF
32. Well… I think the image speaks for itself.
33. When the earthquake hits at the wrong time.
34. My buddy got this after working at his job for 42years. The sticker isn’t even on straight lol
35. My boyfriend dropped my makeup bag.
36. My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night.
37. Worst. Delivery. Ever.
38. Spraying weed killer instead of weed n feed.
39. After a few weeks I returned to my apartment.
40. So… My brother made a “pRanK” and did this…we don’t have a key.
41. Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock.
42. Great hangover.
43. So, how’s your day going?
44. I could already imagine the destruction in a few seconds.
45. Went to a new groomer for our poodle puppy and for some baffling reason he shaved our pup’s balls, which are very black. And his fur is very light.
46. Really wanted pizza, fell asleep.
47. The Gathering.
48. Driving my wife’s new car (still on the first tank of gas) when this happened.
49. Daughter helped me wash my car but with a rock.
50. Girlfriend spent 2 years on this, only to discover One piece missing.
