Nate
We all will experience a bad day at some point in our lives. As much as it sucks, it makes you appreciate the good days more. Just be glad today it wasn’t your turn.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. “Used a bit too much woodglue to secure the hook to the door. Came back to it dried like this”
2. “Right before I left the trampoline park, I put back on my blue shoes. It wasn’t until I got home I realized I didn’t wear my blue shoes to the trampoline park.”
3. “Friend was served this burger last night. Waitress physically recoiled when we showed her. I’m not a burger expert but that seems a little too pink.”
4. “A generous tip for someone working at a restaurant”
5. “shitty neighbors just ditched their doggo at our house and moved. Sadly we can’t keep it.”
6. “My son had never been to a mall, and kept saying he wanted to see one. I finally decided to take him.”
7. “So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome”
8. “Tried crossfit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis”
9. “Been stuck on a train for 12 hours, alone, due to weather.”
10. “My wife said she heard a noise in the laundry room”
11. “Knocked a bottle over and it landed perfectly upside down without the cap. How Do I pick it up now without spilling everything?”
12. “I forgot I was cooking rice and it burned. I’ve been scrubbing for an hour and it won’t clean! my parents are gonna kill me”
13. “Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan”
14. “I knew I had saved some pizza for later somewhere…”
15. “someone tried to take my radio and now it’s theft proof”
16. “Imagine working a 10hr shift, going home excited to cook dinner, just to find your roommate has done fuck all the entire day.”
17. “Broke my hand two days ago, was supposed to have surgery today but the hand specialist broke his leg skiing.”
18. “new prescription glasses. i knew my vision was bad but i didn’t think it was *that* bad”
19. “This is why I don’t cook”
20. “This is why we don’t have nice things”
21. “Added the birthday candles while the brownies were still warm and they melted, ruining the whole dish.”
22. “I just got back to my apartment after winter break and found my bathroom trashed”
23. “Middle of the work day and this decides to happen”
24. “Took a bite before I saw this…”
25. “A bottle of human urine was in my Amazon Fresh order.”
