27 Funniest Tweets From Today That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud (September 30, 2024)

October starts tomorrow, which means if you haven’t already begun to celebrate spooky season, you’ll no longer have a choice in the matter.

So string your fake cobwebs. Assemble your giant skeletons. Carve your pumpkins. And buy a bunch of candy for the kids — if you’re the house that gives out pretzels or toothbrushes or mini bibles, I will personally track you down and egg your house.

As we say goodbye to September and enter the twilight months of 2024 (holy crap how did that happen!?) let’s ring in October with a collection of the indisputably funniest tweets from today.

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Alex Buscemi

Alex Buscemi

Writer. Billionaire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar.

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