What's louder than a dinosaur? 2 dinosaurs. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

30 Funny 3am Jokes That Get Funnier The More Tired You Are

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I’ve always had a soft spot for a good joke, not just the polished stand-up bit or the perfectly timed Mitch Hedberg one-liner, but the full range, all the way down to the kind of corny dad joke that makes half the room groan and the other half laugh anyway. A joke is a joke.

But there’s a specific category that doesn’t really work in any normal social setting, the kind that’s too weird, too random, too loosely constructed to land in the daytime. You’d have to be a little sleep-deprived for it to click.

That’s basically the entire premise behind 3am jokes. Your brain is tired enough that the filter’s down and the absurd stuff just slides right in.

1.

Joke about worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm.
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What does a classical musician say when you beat them in a duel I'll be Bach.
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What's the scariest sea creature? a BOOluga.
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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
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Joke about a brick with no eyes, brain, or rectangular shape.
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What's louder than a dinosaur? 2 dinosaurs.
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What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam.
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8.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?.
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9.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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11.

Joke about doing more chores around the house and changing the subject.
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12.

What's bad for your health and available at any time? A brick.
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13.

A doctor told me I have a cute angina. Should I punch him?.
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What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
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15.

A person says they have memory loss and forgot the punchline.
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16.

What has oil, is before your eyes and you can use it in reddit?.
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17.

How many seconds are there in a year? 12 seconds.
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18.

Friend is a vegan, like I never knew herbivore.
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19.

What is big, black and has no teeth Piano.
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20.

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket, thinks it’s her pen.
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21.

Last night I told my wife a man is like wine he gets better with age She locked me in the cellar.
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22.

What do you call someone who is in love with a skeleton? A hopeless nec-romantic.
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23.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow??? Reality...
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24.

My grandpa warned them the Titanic was going to sink 9 times. The tenth time they kicked him out of.
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25.

What starts and ends with S? Shut up about the bricks.
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26.

What do you call a whale with no underwear? A Free Willy.
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27.

A joke asking what starts and ends with K, with the answer 'Idk'.
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28.

Hey girl, did you just sit on the F5 key? Because your [blank] looks refreshing.
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29.

Which celebrity was named after a colonoscopy? Cameron Diaz.
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30.

What does DNA stand for, wrong answers only? For me its Did Not Ask.
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