I'm helping my husband look for his chocolates I ate last night.

30 Funny Marriage Posts For Couples Who Communicate Mostly Through Sarcasm

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My wife and I have a whole system of communication that runs entirely on sighs, and somehow after this many years we both know exactly what each one means.

Marriage is a strange, specific kind of teamwork where you argue about the dishwasher loading technique like it’s a matter of national security and then five minutes later you’re laughing so hard at the same silly joke you can barely breathe. Someone out there has been documenting every version of it.

These funny posts show how important having a sense of humor in marriage is. The good, the petty, and the “we’ve been fighting about this exact thing since 2016” of it all.

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We went to Costco to buy a freezer. We spent $320. When we got home, we laughed because we forgot to.
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Social media post about building courage to ask wife about weekend plans.
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I'm an introvert who married an introvert and baby ain't nobody seen us in 7 years.
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Humor about staying at the Lodge on Crooked Lake and Nancy Drew mystery.
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Text message saying 'I got you mozzarella sticks' from a phone screen.
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Humorous social media post about AC being on since 2023.
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Humorous post about renting a dumpster with quotes about its usefulness.
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Helping my husband look for chocolates I ate last night.
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A humorous tweet about a video sent between a wife and husband.
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A woman shares a humorous story about her husband buying her Diet Coke and peanut butter cups.
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A humorous quote about trust and sleep from a social media post.
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Trying my husband's side of the bed since you can't hear the baby crying.
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A social media post about a birthday and relationship reflections.

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Social media post about missing World Cup tickets due to wedding, mentioning a girl named Karen.
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Woman sitting in a cafe eating a croissant, husband running a marathon.
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Screenshot of a social media post about sending shoes to husband with a humorous reply.
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Prayers for my husband who very tragically got me nothing for our anniversary.
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My biggest fear is that when I die my wife will sell all my musical instruments for what I told her.
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My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
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Instagram post by keeta.williams about her husband's unusual pet habits.
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A social media post about a husband running operations and reporting to HR.
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A woman comments about riding in her husband's car, saying it's empty and clean.
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24.

If I ask my husband what he wants for dinner and he says "whatever you're making" one more time, I'm.
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A woman in silk pyjamas trying to jump into bed, curtains pulled down, man laughing.
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Woman's social media post about her husband reading her books and a humorous reply.
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There are people who set their AC in summer to a comfortable level and others who set it to hypother.
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Humor about pressure washing driveway before a baby's birthday party.
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Text about husband buying a TV if wife agrees he needs a new one.
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Instagram post by lifeandalex about partner unpacking after business trip.
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