25 Funniest Tweets Of The Day, In No Particular Order
I think my biggest issue with being an adult is how much of it happens on a Monday. You get two days to recover, and then somebody wants to know if you had a good weekend. I did, actually.
By October, I’m especially ready to coast. People are carving elaborate pumpkins and planning costumes. I’m trying to adjust to the sun setting before 7pm. That’s about the level of seasonal preparation I can handle. Halloween does have one major advantage over the other holidays: buying a large bag of candy is totally cool. Nobody needs to know whether I’m expecting trick-or-treaters or not.
Here are today’s funniest tweets, in no particular order.
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