45 Unhinged Facebook Marketplace Listings With Very Optimistic Sellers

They say, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” That should be Facebook Marketplace’s slogan. The bizarre and unhinged items people try to sell on there are actually impressive in a weird way. I’d really like to know how many of these items actually found a buyer. If any did, I’m gonna start rummaging through my building’s dumpster to see what treasures I can sell on Marketplace. Maybe then I’ll be able to retire.

The folks in r/insanefbmarketplace collected these listings, and I appreciate their effort. I’d also appreciate an update on who paid actual money for this stuff.

1. I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That

2. A Painfully Accurate Description

3. Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)

4. I Joined To Share This

5. Was The Demo Necessary

6. “He’s Hispanic”

7. Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks

8. Where Did They Even Get This?

9. Just What I Need

10. Remotely Insane Listing

11. Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?

12. Corn Mask

13. Local Facebook Marketplace

14. Seems Like A Steal

15. Crematorium

16. Is This Insane Enough?

17. I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace

18. Marketplace Blunder

19. Found In Marketplace

20. The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook

21. Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles

22. She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture

23. Horse Coffee Mug

24. “Religious Art”

25. Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard

26. Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos

27. Beagle Holder

28. Hey, If It Works It Works

29. This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens

30. Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100

31. Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)

32. Foot Stool

33. Should I Adopt Him?

34. Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone $120

35. Should I……

36. Found This Gem Today

37. At Least They Dug It Out

38. I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb

39. Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)

40. “Completely Average Size”

41. Batman Cat Mask

42. Goat Pipes Anyone?

43. If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does

44. Did I Find One?

45. Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?