Biological Warfare Expert Explains Why You Shouldn’t Swim In A Las Vegas Pool

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I’m ready for things to open up again but maybe we should wait on opening pools, especially in Las Vegas. I’m willing to bet that if you’ve been in a Las Vegas pool, you’re immune to coronavirus.

If you plan on going there anytime soon read this gross Twitter thread by a biological warfare specialist Dan Kaszeta who can tell you exactly what you’ll be swimming in.

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