Tweets

Arguably the finest collection of funny tweets outside of Twitter itself, and possibly even better than Twitter because at least here you don’t have to read all the other garbage. No filler, just funny tweets.

Band Name Suggestions For “Ken And Karen” –– A Twitter Thread (18 Tweets)
ByNate Armbruster July 1, 2020July 2, 2020
“What’s Something You’ve Said Recently That Would Make No Sense In 2019” (21 Tweets)
ByNate Armbruster July 1, 2020July 3, 2020
Writer Shares Heartwarming Story About Carl Reiner And His Father
ByMike Primavera July 1, 2020July 4, 2020
People Are Sharing Wealth Indicators From When They Were Kids (15 Tweets)
ByHannah June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
There’s A Whole Twitter Account That Parodies Empty Apologies From Male Comedians (20 Tweets)
ByHannah June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
“Ken And Karen” Point Guns At Protestors Outside Their Home, Get Instantly Meme’d (34 Tweets)
ByAimée June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
Entitled Couple Gets Roasted For Freaking Out Over Waiting For Shredded Cheese At Restaurant (22 Pics)
ByNate Armbruster June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)
ByHannah June 28, 2020July 26, 2020
17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees
ByJason Mustian June 28, 2020June 28, 2020
“Karens” Make Up Fake Gov. Agency And Bogus “Exempt” Cards To Get Out Of Wearing Masks
ByNate Armbruster June 26, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike Primavera June 26, 2020
Maybe Get Your Eyes Checked Before Inviting An Animal Into Your Hammock (13 Tweets)

ByHannah June 25, 2020July 6, 2020
People Are Fighting Over The ‘Correct’ Amount Of Towels To Have In Your House

ByNate Armbruster June 22, 2020June 23, 2020
Father’s Day Jokes He Can’t Nap Through (11 Tweets)

ByHannah June 21, 2020June 24, 2020
23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

ByHannah June 20, 2020
We’re Big Fans Of @lindsaytheis And We Think You Will Be Too (15 Pics)

ByMike Primavera June 20, 2020June 20, 2020
Biological Warfare Expert Explains Why You Shouldn’t Swim In A Las Vegas Pool

ByNate Armbruster June 20, 2020June 20, 2020
Teacher Records The Funniest Things Her Students Say For End Of Year Review (11 Pics)
ByJason Mustian June 19, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike Primavera June 19, 2020
Twitter Isn’t Always The Smartest Place… (33 Dumb Tweets)

ByNate Armbruster June 19, 2020June 22, 2020
Chuck E. Cheese’s Could Soon File For Bankruptcy And Twitter Got Jokes (17 Tweets)
ByNate Armbruster June 18, 2020June 19, 2020
“Batman Slander” Meme Calls Out Batman For Being The Sub-Par Superhero He Is (22 Tweets)

ByMike Primavera June 18, 2020June 22, 2020
Generation Gap Jokes For Your Aging Funny Bone (12 Pics)

ByHannah June 18, 2020June 22, 2020
23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

ByHannah June 14, 2020June 15, 2020
We’re Big Fans Of @epicchristianmemes And We Think You Will Be Too (21 Pics)

ByMike Primavera June 12, 2020June 12, 2020
NASCAR Driver With No Wins Gets Trolled For Quitting In Protest Of Confederate Flag Ban
ByNate Armbruster June 12, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

ByMike Primavera June 12, 2020
It Looks Like Austin Police Faked Getting Thank You Letters From “Fans” And People Are Dunking On Them (28 Tweets)
ByAimée June 11, 2020June 11, 2020
34 Tweets Roasting That Pulled-Down Slave Trader Statue

ByNate Armbruster June 10, 2020June 13, 2020
Dan Bilzerian Gets The Roast Treatment After He Tried To Crowdsource Titles For His Book (21 Tweets)

ByNate Armbruster June 9, 2020June 11, 2020