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I’m Afraid You’re Going to Have to Pay Full Price, Jesus

ByJeff Wysaski October 27, 2009February 18, 2019

Can I Ride On the Back of Your Harley, Mr. Hell’s Angel?

ByJeff Wysaski October 26, 2009February 18, 2019

I Thought I Told You Kids to Put That Fire Out

ByJeff Wysaski October 22, 2009February 18, 2019

I’d Like to Return This Flying Umbrella

ByJeff Wysaski October 21, 2009February 18, 2019

Fun Things To Do With Your Urine

ByJeff Wysaski October 19, 2009February 18, 2019

What’s It Going to Take to Put You Into This Hot Air Balloon Today?

ByJeff Wysaski October 16, 2009February 18, 2019

No Blood Sucking Within 30-Ft. of This Establishment

ByJeff Wysaski October 14, 2009February 18, 2019

HaleyBot: The Daddy/DaughterBot for Single Daddies

ByJeff Wysaski October 12, 2009February 18, 2019

This Hippo Infestation is Really Getting Out of Hand

ByJeff Wysaski October 8, 2009February 18, 2019

Wanted: Hardy and Dejected Serfs for Indentured Servitude

ByJeff Wysaski October 7, 2009February 18, 2019

Instructions For My Quinceanera

ByJeff Wysaski October 2, 2009February 18, 2019

Please Place All Babies Properly in the Overhead Compartment

ByJeff Wysaski September 29, 2009February 18, 2019

Dear Boss, I’ve Been Farting on Your Desk Chair for the Past 6 Months

ByJeff Wysaski September 24, 2009February 18, 2019

Facts About Hell

ByJeff Wysaski September 21, 2009February 18, 2019

Should My Homeowner’s Insurance Cover Godzilla Attacks?

ByJeff Wysaski September 16, 2009February 18, 2019

Dos and Don’ts for a Centaur’s Birthday Party

ByJeff Wysaski September 15, 2009February 18, 2019

The Prissy Pants Gang Meeting

ByJeff Wysaski September 14, 2009February 18, 2019

Dear God, Please Invent A Clone For Me

ByJeff Wysaski September 11, 2009February 18, 2019

Building a Better Me

ByJeff Wysaski September 8, 2009February 18, 2019

Witch Azlamal’s Bi-Annual Job Performance Review

ByJeff Wysaski September 7, 2009February 18, 2019

Which Snack Should I Buy From the Vending Machine Today?

ByJeff Wysaski September 4, 2009February 18, 2019

This Funeral Casket Is Top Of The Line

ByJeff Wysaski September 3, 2009February 18, 2019

Aliens Observing Human Behavior in the Park

ByJeff Wysaski September 2, 2009February 18, 2019

Honey, You Forgot to Close the Time Portal Again

ByJeff Wysaski August 31, 2009February 18, 2019

What Men Look for in a Woman

ByJeff Wysaski August 28, 2009February 18, 2019

FAQs For The LaserDome Laser Show

ByJeff Wysaski August 26, 2009February 18, 2019

The Next Great Cosmetic Procedure is Here: Shrunken Heads!

ByJeff Wysaski August 21, 2009February 18, 2019

Letters in the Mail

ByJeff Wysaski August 20, 2009February 18, 2019

Pros and Cons of Having Chainsaws for Arms

ByJeff Wysaski August 14, 2009February 18, 2019

King Tut’s Tomb Opens To Mixed Reviews

ByJeff Wysaski August 13, 2009February 18, 2019