Month: October 2009

Where Are All the Hideous Swamp Monsters When You Need Them?

ByJeff Wysaski October 30, 2009

Your Time Travel Device Does Not Impress Me

ByJeff Wysaski October 29, 2009February 18, 2019

How-To Guides

How to Become a Princess

ByJeff Wysaski October 28, 2009January 6, 2012

I’m Afraid You’re Going to Have to Pay Full Price, Jesus

ByJeff Wysaski October 27, 2009February 18, 2019

Can I Ride On the Back of Your Harley, Mr. Hell’s Angel?

ByJeff Wysaski October 26, 2009February 18, 2019

How-To Guides

How To Sneak Up On A Blind Person

ByJeff Wysaski October 23, 2009January 6, 2012

I Thought I Told You Kids to Put That Fire Out

ByJeff Wysaski October 22, 2009February 18, 2019

I’d Like to Return This Flying Umbrella

ByJeff Wysaski October 21, 2009February 18, 2019

Dinner Review: Giant Monster Eats New York

ByJeff Wysaski October 20, 2009

Fun Things To Do With Your Urine

ByJeff Wysaski October 19, 2009February 18, 2019

What’s It Going to Take to Put You Into This Hot Air Balloon Today?

ByJeff Wysaski October 16, 2009February 18, 2019

How-To Guides

How To Trick People Into Thinking You're From the 19th Century

ByJeff Wysaski October 15, 2009January 6, 2012

No Blood Sucking Within 30-Ft. of This Establishment

ByJeff Wysaski October 14, 2009February 18, 2019

RE: Petition to Change Local Landmark’s Name to “Candy Mountain”

ByJeff Wysaski October 13, 2009

HaleyBot: The Daddy/DaughterBot for Single Daddies

ByJeff Wysaski October 12, 2009February 18, 2019

The Unstoppable Hug!!

ByJeff Wysaski October 9, 2009

This Hippo Infestation is Really Getting Out of Hand

ByJeff Wysaski October 8, 2009February 18, 2019

Wanted: Hardy and Dejected Serfs for Indentured Servitude

ByJeff Wysaski October 7, 2009February 18, 2019

Pleated Jeans Answers Your Questions

ByJeff Wysaski October 5, 2009

Instructions For My Quinceanera

ByJeff Wysaski October 2, 2009February 18, 2019

How-To Guides

How to Live at the Bottom of The Sea

ByJeff Wysaski October 1, 2009January 19, 2012