The phrase “live like a dog” used to mean something totally different. For most of history dogs were in packs, at the edge of society, treated like crap, and fought for every meal and slept uneasily. At some point, however, humans realized dogs are awesome and we decided to house and feed them. All fair and good. But now… we treat them like royalty. Dogs have their own houses. Dogs have their own instagram accounts. Who’s training who?
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Sex Ed is important, serious, and totally necessary. Without out it many of us would still believe, as I did until age 19, that sex is just jumping up and down on the bed while hooting. Luckily, sex ed is widely available in our public schools and for those who dropped out of school before 6th grade, there’s Yahoo! Answers. Having the dumbest sex ed questions ever immortalized online for all time is perhaps one of the greatest features of modern society.
I share my larger Obvious Plant projects here all the time, but did you know I make a lot of stuff that doesn’t warrant a full Pleated-Jeans post? Here’s a round up of funny signs that you may not have seen before. If you like what you see, follow Obvious Plant on Facebook and Instagram.
You know what they say about procrastination. They say… I don’t know. I didn’t look it up. I was about to research some things people have said about procrastination but it kinda got away from me and now here I am writing this without a clear plan on how to introduce this post. I’m sure you can figure it out on your own, right? Okay, let me know.
One lone Blockbuster Video remains, and they desperately want your attention. You never call. You never write. You never returned that copy of Rush Hour 2. So they sit there waiting, firing lonely tweets into the ether.
Please stop sending us photos of abandoned blockbusters. That's like us sending you photos of your dead grandparents.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) March 25, 2017