13. Words, words, words.
The Mrs and I have been married so long she can finish my sentences.
She also starts most of them and supplies the middle parts too.
— TheAlexNevil (@TheAlexNevil) April 12, 2016
14. Bedroom drama.
ME: isn’t this great??
WIFE: not really
ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what’s wrong
— regluar name (@hippieswordfish) November 3, 2015
Her: we need to talk.
— Goats? (@Gooooats) September 23, 2015
16. She’s on to him.
Txt from wife: where r u
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) March 16, 2015
[runs to the door to greet wife]
I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident involving all the things you asked me to do today.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) February 28, 2016
18. Dry, dry again.
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife’s home.
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) May 28, 2015