Mike
Got a really great batch for you this week. The world seems to be on fire, but folks still have a sense of humor. Laugh through the pain with them.
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just got fired 🙏🏾 https://t.co/LuEq4SB8zT
— korod (@7Korod) September 18, 2019
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When I say I nearly passed out from laughing… pic.twitter.com/TJgpLocqrL
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) September 16, 2019
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a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
— dumb bitch media (@dumbbitchmedia) September 15, 2019
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i don’t like the person i become when i’m tracking a ups package
— 𖤍 (@yungcryptt) September 15, 2019
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Y’all…. this is how my little brother wanted to come out in the family group chat 😂🤦🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/mam6N2ADsK
— 🧙🏾♂️ (@PlanetKenn) September 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MDesaad/status/1172942305600430080
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https://twitter.com/u0001f602/status/1174586483346481152
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https://twitter.com/existentialkale/status/1174319734361395204
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how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey
how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then
— Losing it (@prophethusband) September 17, 2019
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the stupid clothing stores I shop at gradually moved from calling things "boyfriend jeans" to "the ex-boyfriend shirt" and I'm hoping this is going to lead to something interesting like "the widower overcoat"
— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) September 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1173696996516888577
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Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019