15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
Got a really great batch of Twitter’s funniest tweets for you this week. Hopefully, it’s as fun for you to read as it was for me to put together. Have a great weekend.
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how low are my moms expectations of me? pic.twitter.com/NhpjVCpKDJ
— christian verde (@supverde) September 24, 2019
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Lmaooo man i got one hard ass and one snitch 💀💀😂😂 pic.twitter.com/UNA3EBII8J
— b-rad (@ToolegitBritt__) September 22, 2019
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Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
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https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/1174887181053095936
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L.L. Bean bisexual icon we stan pic.twitter.com/icgvPD23lk
— tubi ad break (@hellohappy_time) September 24, 2019
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A few months ago I learned that ppl who had been deaf from birth but gained their hearing later in life often say that they expected the sun to make a noise, and I’ve been thinking about that ever since
— Kirt☠️Courteous (@AnthropoceneKid) September 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/averyhartmans/status/1177030449983627266
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Instead of buying a pumpkin from a pumpkin patch, I'm going to adopt one from a local shelter
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) September 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1176846317286506496
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Penguins not being able to fly is only sad because we call them birds.
If you think of their wings as flippers and call them fish it’s a miracle they can walk on land.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/1172899764599263232
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“This… This belonged to my Grandfather… But I want you to have it.”
-me, dropping Nana at a retirement village.— Jon Pinder (@jonpinder3) September 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/LlamaInaTux/status/1175411108355592199