Don’t Have Valentine’s Day Plans? Well, You Do Now

Don’t feel bad about yourself if you have no one to celebrate Valentine’s Day with. I mean, it’s fine to feel bad in general. In fact, lean into that. Celebrate your sadness. Then go out there and make it other people’s problem.

Here’s how I’m rolling this Feb 14th. Feel free to join along.

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