Valentine’s Day Tweets You Can Read Between Desperate Tinder Swipes (25 Tweets)

You’re never alone on Valentine’s Day when you have Pleated-Jeans. We’re here for you. We’re always available. We have nothing else going on. Please don’t ever leave us!

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome