Mike
I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
1.
Three bullets colliding https://t.co/f5dUH9chAx
— gardienne (@fait_gardienne) May 7, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/2damntrans/status/1258504993788788737?s=20
3.
— Patrick Verona (@TheTVesthetic) May 7, 2020
4.
https://twitter.com/_Shyanne_w/status/1258056420282548225?s=20
5.
Really loving The Last Dance documentary. pic.twitter.com/wbd9iWHuEG
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) May 5, 2020
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— ✨Miguelito✨ (@whorechata4ever) May 3, 2020
7.
https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1257814144029462529?s=20
8.
Telling a child that mommy & daddy are getting divorced is the hardest thing about being a party clown
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) May 5, 2020
9.
it’s the third month of March, every day is Wednesday, and the time is either light or dark
— jo (@whatsJo) May 1, 2020
10.
https://twitter.com/LudeyxLu/status/1256614927265136643?s=20
11.
Smash that like button pic.twitter.com/uwWe0DHN4O
— Ryan O’Flanagan (@ryanoflan) May 4, 2020
12.
we are the daughters of the monsters you couldn’t mash
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) May 5, 2020
13.
https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1257491042632433667?s=20
14.
https://twitter.com/hunktears/status/1257452703548084226?s=20
15.
https://twitter.com/laurbarbq/status/1257104372984668160?s=20
16.
https://twitter.com/D1C0MM/status/1256653793678077954?s=20
17.
Me emerging from quarantine without having developed any new skills or interests pic.twitter.com/V5OIZuomHw
— computer man (@gloomfather) May 3, 2020
18.
https://twitter.com/DanGurewitch/status/1255888677852647424?s=20
19.
https://twitter.com/LisaRieffel/status/1256599946226102272?s=20
20.
https://twitter.com/thombodytolove/status/1257322033358073863?s=20
21.
This is how I bring an old bag of brown sugar back to life. pic.twitter.com/HFExI0LciI
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 30, 2020
22.
https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1258236035605032961?s=20
23.
fire doesn't get enough credit for being inclusive. it's always like "hey you wanna come be fire too?"
— the big biscuit (@THEBlGBlSCUIT) May 6, 2020
24.
https://twitter.com/johnennis/status/1255667920924839937?s=20
25.
for once, i’d just like to spiral into control.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 5, 2020