I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
1.
Three bullets colliding https://t.co/f5dUH9chAx
— Jlon2K (@Jlonwavves) May 7, 2020
2.
wales has fallen pic.twitter.com/uQHMZEOiOV
— ↙️↙️↙️ (@2damntrans) May 7, 2020
3.
— Patrick Verona (@MasterTarantino) May 7, 2020
4.
The amount of money I've saved in the last two months really showed me I am the problem.
— SW (@_Shyanne_w) May 6, 2020
5.
Really loving The Last Dance documentary. pic.twitter.com/wbd9iWHuEG
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) May 5, 2020
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— ⚡️ M A C ⚡️ (@miguelcolinart) May 3, 2020
7.
This man is all of us. pic.twitter.com/5vDnXChgNx
— The Red-Headed Libertarian ™ (@TRHLofficial) May 5, 2020
8.
Telling a child that mommy & daddy are getting divorced is the hardest thing about being a party clown
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) May 5, 2020
9.
it’s the third month of March, every day is Wednesday, and the time is either light or dark
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) May 1, 2020
10.
This easily the best one yet pic.twitter.com/WhH5jUxYEj
— ル・センパイ (@LudeyxLu) May 2, 2020
11.
Smash that like button pic.twitter.com/uwWe0DHN4O
— Ryan O’Flanagan (@ryanoflan) May 4, 2020
12.
we are the daughters of the monsters you couldn’t mash
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) May 5, 2020
13.
https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1257491042632433667?s=20
14.
being a fuck rather than a marry or a kill is nothing to brag about. it's the lowest commitment. kill is the highest commitment which is why it's the biggest compliment.
— LB Hunktears (@hunktears) May 4, 2020
15.
onion headlines but make them lord of the rings: a thread pic.twitter.com/SIyDWPKtmi
— lauren !! ❥ (@laurbarbq) May 4, 2020
16.
these are the most annoying kinda dudes to run into on a hike pic.twitter.com/E0VZPfoGCC
— ᴱᴬᴿᵀᴴᴱᴬᵀᴱᴿ (@D1C0MM) May 2, 2020
17.
Me emerging from quarantine without having developed any new skills or interests pic.twitter.com/V5OIZuomHw
— wife radicalized by STEM (@gloomfather) May 3, 2020
18.
there are quite simply no better 30 seconds of cinéma pic.twitter.com/aoLpv5aB6G
— Dan Gurewitch (@DanGurewitch) April 30, 2020
19.
My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020
20.
cant imagine how furious all clown fish are. everytime we see them we're like look it's Nemo and they just clench their little fins and swim away like my name is fuckin Steven
— thomas (@thombodytolove) May 4, 2020
21.
This is how I bring an old bag of brown sugar back to life. pic.twitter.com/HFExI0LciI
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 30, 2020
22.
I cannot stress this enough pic.twitter.com/8q1q56Jek2
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) May 7, 2020
23.
fire doesn't get enough credit for being inclusive. it's always like "hey you wanna come be fire too?"
— Pats A' Tweetin (@PatsATweetin) May 6, 2020
24.
Anyway, it was 2020, and I was wearing a bandana over my face with a coffee filter in it, which was the fashion at the time
— John Wellington Ennis (@johnennis) April 30, 2020
25.
for once, i’d just like to spiral into control.
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) May 5, 2020