Mike
I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
1.
I got 99 problems but oh my god I'm so fucked what am I gonna do that's so many problems
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) November 12, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/naydinsky/status/1326969765588586497?s=20
3.
https://twitter.com/zschutzy/status/1327266689784950788?s=20
4.
https://twitter.com/TuEsBelle_Tee/status/1326718883840090112?s=20
5.
all the votes are in so now he's just breaking down how they did classic practical movie effects pic.twitter.com/V5dQUxjuCK
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 13, 2020
6.
If you tip $100 at Cold Stone Creamery, the staff has to perform Les Miserables in its entirety.
— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) November 11, 2020
7.
HOW MUCH DAYLIGHT THEY TRYNA SAVE?? like damn bitch
— LIL’ PLUMP (@thiccandtired__) November 12, 2020
8.
In honor of Friday the 13th, I too will be horny & get murdered in an abandoned summer camp.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 13, 2020
9.
you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"
— b (@doyalikebaileys) November 12, 2020
10.
https://twitter.com/yesyxs/status/1326607626243813378?s=20
11.
https://twitter.com/_DionneWarwick/status/1327063725539352576?s=20
12.
https://twitter.com/AtsukoComedy/status/1327096871991447553?s=20
13.
I've worn a mask way more often than I've worn a bra this year.
— Kalista (@kalistacat) November 12, 2020
14.
https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1326748637603516417?s=20
15.
the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 13, 2020
16.
https://twitter.com/HolyCow_Inc/status/1327203206804418560?s=20
17.
Forever the funniest Alex Trebek moment pic.twitter.com/I8YEHsudOF
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) November 8, 2020
18.
https://twitter.com/_KojoToronto/status/1324391518388527104?s=20
19.
https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1327006691490222080?s=20
20.
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 13, 2020
21.
6 year old me waiting for my mom to finish talking on the phone so I can tell her I shit myself pic.twitter.com/LgvU2AsdLf
— Russian Memes United (@RussianMemesLtd) November 12, 2020
22.
https://twitter.com/spectordeforce/status/1326706063832469505?s=20
23.
https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1325922096741044224?s=20
24.
No host likes shooting promos, especially for a phone version of their hit game show, but Trebek did them with good humor. So long, Alex, and fuck 'em. pic.twitter.com/7Z1hh1vl2w
— Found Footage Fest (@foundfootage) November 9, 2020
25.
i cant believe yall elected this man https://t.co/baeIWkGWYY
— mr foods (@vintagefoods_) November 7, 2020
You may or may not also enjoy these high-quality links:
- People Are Sharing The Quirky Things They Actually Love About Americans (28 Pics)
- Just A Yuge List Of Tremendous Trump Memes From His First Term (30 Memes)
- The Results Are In, The ‘Me Voting In 2016 Vs. Me Voting In 2020’ Meme Is Funny
- Twitter Reacts Hilariously To Joe Biden Becoming The Next President Of The United States (21 Tweets)
- Election Anxiety Tweets To Ease Your Mind (21 Tweets)