I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
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would u rather live through 2020 again or that year where every public place was simultaneously playing radioactive by imagine dragons all the time
— eiryn (@c0ncreteveins) November 20, 2020
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idk what’s happening here but i’m intrigued pic.twitter.com/nlZcd7lcU4
— beth (@bethbourdon) November 20, 2020
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https://twitter.com/desukidesu/status/1329483664384724993?s=20
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Y’all overhyped the graphics… pic.twitter.com/wSJ3l0ybyp
— thomas (@iucipur) November 19, 2020
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getting bored of 69 and 420. they should release new funny numbers
— anja (@internetanja) November 18, 2020
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you can’t just respect the penis. you’ve gotta pic.twitter.com/CPybDlhXe9
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) November 12, 2020
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For Sale: Baby Trebuchet, Never Used pic.twitter.com/IhTykdk48b
— femboy slim (@adequateGF) November 17, 2020
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Holy shit pic.twitter.com/cLLcjemqBl
— the ass slinging slasher l OF (@xxxmenstruacion) November 16, 2020
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Mom? pic.twitter.com/1J9UCtAn5r
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) November 17, 2020
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When I’m bored and don’t want to be in my house pic.twitter.com/1G0H0zkLEp
— just liv (@mooreeffoc_) November 15, 2020
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looking for a brownie recipe and pic.twitter.com/tfimh7D0wr
— alanna (@alanna) November 15, 2020
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what is the point of essay conclusions like were you not paying attention
— give it up for pink friday you guys! (@oddeyepussy) November 14, 2020
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"We can't afford to pay people to stay at home"
Yes you can. just change the numbers in the computer it's fine— Rob (@robrousseau) November 20, 2020
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I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 16, 2020
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"how are you" idk bro im losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— follow me if u sad (@gIocki) November 14, 2020
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I saw your boyfriend using ahistorical combat techniques at his battle reenactment
— sweetheart of the rodeo (@clownesvanzandt) November 14, 2020
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If capitalism didn't already exist, and somebody suggested we all work under a guy for 40 hours a week while they make all the money and decisions, we'd beat the shit out of them.
— Ramy (@GenZdemagogue) November 12, 2020
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I am no longer impressed that Sasha Baron Cohen tricked Rudy Giuliani.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) November 19, 2020
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bank robber: fine one question
me: who would you say is your favorite hostage— a bigger boat (@drankturpentine) November 13, 2020
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dating during a pandemic really has us going on walks for dates like its the 1800s. like ok mr darcy, take me on a stroll around your estate and tell me about my place as a woman 😍
— sher🥺 (@sherrysworld) November 19, 2020
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