Kids and weddings probably aren’t the best combination. Weddings are dignified, ceremonial, maybe even a little grand. Children are messy, noisy, and always, always, always bored. We pretend otherwise as adults, but you’ve gotta face it: weddings are pretty boring. Kids know this and they can’t help themselves but show exactly how they feel.
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Goofy pets are at their goofiest when they’re trying to get a piece of your dinner. They somehow look even funnier than usual. I think it’s because we’re not used to seeing them look up. But it might also be an evolutionary thing, like we humans are more likely to give food to something that looks completely and utterly goofy.
Your high school ID was probably pretty lame — you smiling awkwardly while the bored photographer told you to relax. Not a lot of room for creativity or fun. But North Farmington High School has changed the game and allowed students to dress up like pop culture characters. Now a high school ID can actually be a tool of creativity. Creativity is still allowed in schools? Wow.
Of all the decision you make in a day, probably like 99% are good. A bad decision is rare. Which is why you are allowed to do one every now and then, and maybe even feel good about it. Well, using that logic you might as well say sometimes a bad decision is actually a good decision! If this all seems confusing to you that’s because I’m trying to justify this to myself so I can make another bad decision.
When we were children we always used to look at books of pictures with hidden secrets as a fun game. Now we’re older, jaded. We know that reality rarely has hidden details worth looking for. Luckily, a couple of exceptions have been photographed and uploaded by some keen observers. So now you can replay that classic childhood activity, which actually will boost your I.Q. and make you live longer too. Okay that part was made up.
You’ll kick yourself for laughing at some of these, but you’ll laugh at them all the same. Embrace this list of silly tweets with open arms.
Dentist- "You have to wear a mouth guard because you grind too hard." Me- "On the dance floor?" Dentist- "No. What are you talking about?"
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) July 21, 2016