I grew up in San Francisco. Right across the Golden Gate Bridge is a magical place called Muir Woods. I went there for the first time on a school field trip when I was 10. On the bus ride, our teacher told us about how enormous the ancient redwood trees were and I thought I could wrap my young mind around it but I was wrong. If you’ve never seen one in person, you probably can’t either. These trees are thousands of years old. I stood at the foot of one and realized just how small I was. Sometimes you need a human for scale.
1. Ancient armadillo fossils discovered in Argentina.
2. Salt Mines Of Garmsar, Iran
3. These people next to the absolute unit of a guard.
4. I never knew what absolute U N I T S Clydesdales are until I saw this picture.
5. The true size of the Curiosity rover.
6. We are on 4 meters of bones, this is the illegal part of Paris Catacombs.
7. Bear compared to an average person.
8. Petra in South Jordan.
9. Whale skull.
10. Bodybuilder Iya Efimchuk
11. The Dragon’s Eye Stone Mine in the UK
12. La Boisselle France, bomb crater from World War 1
13. “This huge poppy I saw in Germany”
14. The size of the underwater part of an iceberg compared to a person.
15. The endangered Leatherback sea turtle, largest sea turtle on Earth.
16. My brother’s size 18 feet in dress shoes.
17. My grandmother’s front door jungle [my wife for scale]
18. Icelandic Athlete and actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (6′ 9?), his wife Kelsey Henson (5′ 2?), and basketball player George Bell (7′ 8?)
19. The Awa’awapuhi trail on the Na Pali coast on the Hawaiian island of Kauai.
20. Wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, Parma, Italy.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome