Hannah
This week was just as weird as the rest of them and I know I’m sure ready for a laugh. These hilarious ladies once again came through with great jokes for us. I hope you like them as much as I did.
1.
https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1328043123562471425
2.
Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots
Investor: eh………
Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet
Investor: you’ve got yourself a deal
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 16, 2020
3.
https://twitter.com/queenjoheen/status/1328075088831373312
4.
https://twitter.com/badgirIkiki/status/1328769407506591744
5.
Spreading disease over the Thanksgiving holiday? That’s sooo 1621.
— katie morrissey (@PonyBolognaCity) November 16, 2020
6.
pls forgive my student loans. they didn't mean to
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) November 16, 2020
7.
pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 15, 2020
8.
https://twitter.com/hannahtindle/status/1328444443205267457
9.
so what are we gonna do with all the daylight we’ve saved ? buy a house??
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 16, 2020
10.
This guy invites me to do Donuts in his car. First there was nothing glazed in there. Also a terrible driver next!
— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) November 16, 2020
11.
https://twitter.com/TierneyJanea/status/1328215381903806464
12.
gyms closing again???? I was about to start next week fr this time 🙄 pic.twitter.com/e9ZzW0sSbd
— Danae 🧚🏼♀️✨ (@_daannaaee) November 17, 2020
13.
https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1328452482490576902
14.
It's Sunday. Everyone remember to change into a new outfit for the week.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 15, 2020
15.
my mom and I text like twice a month and this is usually how it goes pic.twitter.com/LqlxEOcdz0
— gaychel (@coochieflop) November 18, 2020
16.
A friend is someone you can text “Do I look good in yellow?” and three dots appear and disappear twice before you get back “No.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 17, 2020
17.
a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin
— living morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 16, 2020
18.
i b like idc then throw up from anxiety
— mimis ◡‿◡✿ (@miaasilvana) November 16, 2020
19.
would u rather live through 2020 again or that year where every public place was simultaneously playing radioactive by imagine dragons all the time
— e-dawg (@c0ncreteveins) November 20, 2020
20.
— ¢orie (@corietjohnson) November 20, 2020
21.
Mary: no room at this inn?!? I’d like to speak to the manager
innkeeper: here you go, the manger
Mary: manager
innkeeper: manger
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 19, 2020
22.
can you imagine doing a sponsored tweet the way people do sponsored posts on instagram? so awkward. if I saw one I would spit out my Raisin Bran Cereal by Kellogg’s, a great source of fiber
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 19, 2020
23.
https://twitter.com/madddiexo/status/1329216901436887040
More Pics & Memes You May Or May Not Enjoy:
- 28 Awkward Sex Memes You’ll Only Laugh At If You’ve Ever Had A Bad Lay
- 45 Cursed Images Literally No One On The Internet Should Be Allowed To See
- 36 Kinda SFW Porn Memes, But Also, Kinda NSFW Porn Memes — You Be The Judge (25 Memes)
- 33 Stand-Up Jokes You Can Laugh At Without Setting Foot In A Comedy Club
- 33 Jokes About Jesus That He’ll Forgive You For Laughing At, Because That’s Kinda His Thing