Pandemic Grocery Shopping Jeopardy

Whenever I’m feeling down I just imagine Alex Trebek saying “Potent Potables” and it makes me feel a little better. I did that the other day while doing my weekly grocery shopping and choosing from a bunch of items I don’t even like. Kinda thought the hoarding would’ve leveled off after the initial panic. Nope. Anyway, this is the ultimate result.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome