What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. If Humans were Avocados [OC] from r/funny 2. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Story Of My Fucking Life (@storyofmyfuckinglife) on Nov 13, 2019 at 8:26am PST 3. A true UFO 🛸 from r/funny 4. right after fire from…
Chances are if you like reading the comments you’re sick in the head. It’s almost always a bad idea to read them. ALMOST. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Comments from our very own Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. More funny comments: People Tell You Not…
If you’re anything like me, you’re about to spend the next 3-5 minutes screaming at your screen. These people are out there. Everywhere. I swear if I see one more person asleep in a Tesla it’s going to be citizen’s arrest time. I wish I had a photographic memory so I could remember people who wronged…
If you’re looking to make a list of funny starter pack memes, look no further! This starter pack has everything you’ll need to make your very own list of funny starter pack memes! Hopefully these will give you some good ideas to make your own! 1. 2. via 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9….
I’d like to use this opportunity to sing the praises of Rowan Atkinson. You may know him as Mr.Bean but I grew up with him on Not The Nine O’Clock News and Blackadder. Both of which I believe you can find online, and you should absolutely do so. He is a comedic genius. Mostly due…
Most of us live a very comfortable life in big cities. It’s easy to forget what being in “the wild” really means. Sure, you can go to the zoo and see wild animals whenever you want, but that just doesn’t do it justice. In the grand scheme of things, we haven’t been at the top…
Life is just a series of kicks to the groin with a few good things mixed in. That’s why it’s important to focus on the good. If you only focused on days like these ones, well, life would be pretty overrated. Hey, at least you aren’t these people! 1. It’s about the journey, not the…
When a man named Max Vredenburgh was 10 years old, he threw a bottle with a message in it into the ocean from a beach in Rockport, MA. Nine years later, he got an actual response. Vredenburgh shared a letter he received that included his original missive, a typed response from the person who found…
If you asked me which breed of dog is most like a cartoon character I’d say Shiba Inus, hands down. While they are very adorable their personality and mannerisms are let’s say…quirky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great dogs, they just keep you on your toes. 1. 2. When my dog wants attention he gently…
From photoshop fails to bullshit quotes from your kids to fake texts, there are things on that internet that happen, but mostly things that didn’t. Each week I round up the things I think never happened. You may still want to believe that these things went down the way people said they did, and that’s…
What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. Free Anti-Virus Software from r/funny 2. Why can’t they improve? [OC] from r/funny 3. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Story Of My Fucking Life (@storyofmyfuckinglife) on Nov 8, 2019 at 9:09am PST 4. Birdwatching from r/funny 5. View…
Ah yes. The “Woman Yelling at Cat” meme: the meme that refuses to die. In case you’re unfamiliar, the meme pairs an infamous fight on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (between cast members Taylor Armstrong and Kyle Richards) with a picture of a smug-looking cat sitting behind a dinner plate. Sure it’s been around…
With body positivity movements on the rise, it’s becoming easier to be comfortable in your own skin these days. There’s a growing community of folks who are happy with the hand they were dealt and are quite welcoming to anyone who wants to be included. That being said, some people aren’t happy with where they’re…
When I was 12 I shit my pants during karate class. We were practicing front kicks. Inbetween “hi-ya”s I let a bubble out. A bubble that was trouble. I tried to ignore it. On the next front kick, the poo breached the underwear. On the one after that, it slid down my leg. On the…
One of the worst human characteristics is entitlement. People who interact with the world like they are the lone protagonist in everyone’s story. They exist because they are rarely (if ever) confronted. Make a pledge with me here and now. The next time you see one of these people in public, say something. Tell that…
What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Steinberg (@steinbergdrawscartoons) on Oct 31, 2019 at 8:37am PDT 2. Slutty Ghost from r/funny 3. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Steinberg (@steinbergdrawscartoons) on Oct 31, 2019 at 5:04pm PDT…
If you’re going to do something, do it right. Don’t come into the comments trying to make a point. No one cares. Say something silly. Be entertaining. Comment on this post with whatever the most random thought you’ve had. I won’t judge. Everyone else might, but not me. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7….
Anyone who has ever had a cat knows they are great cuddlers, fierce hunters, and annoying roommates. Almost every cat I’ve ever had or met doesn’t just meow, they scream at you. Probably because it’s how they learned to communicate with us. Did you know cats don’t even meow around each other? They only do…
What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. my cartoon gets posted a lot every Halloween. guess I’ll do it this year. ( for the curious, in comments- the original drawing ) from r/funny 2. A domestic breed from r/funny 3. overqualified. from r/funny 4. Slow from r/funny 5. …
My go-to has always been “fuckface.” It’s funny, underused, and makes my point. However, it’s important to have a well-rounded shit-talking lexicon. Think of this posts not just as entertainment, but an educational document. You don’t want to get caught up in the heat of the moment and call someone a “doo-doo head” or something….
What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Poorly Drawn Lines (@poorlydrawnlines) on Oct 12, 2019 at 9:07am PDT 2. View this post on Instagram A post shared by (@lizclimo) on Oct 16, 2019 at 6:40pm PDT 3. A domestic breed…
There’s good customer service, and then there’s dog customer service. Humans can’t really compete. Dogs aren’t rude. Dogs won’t ignore you when they’re “on break.” 5 stars all around for these very good boys and girls. 1. I Took My Dog To The Vet Today And Met This Guy. The Sign Underneath Is The Best…
Don’t worry, no spoilers ahead. Whether you’ve seen it already or have no desire, these memes are funny across the board. Well, unless you have no sense of humor or are one of those people who comment on a meme post “none of these even made me crack a smile.” CONGRATS, FUCKFACE. YOU’RE IMPERVIOUS TO…
It’s hard to know what to believe these days. As the saying goes: “Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.” With photoshop, deep fakes, and voice mimicking AI; how do you 100% believe anything? Maybe all of you are bots and I’ve been writing these things for no one. Am…
First, I think it’s important to distinguish between putting someone down and talking shit. It’s wrong to say something cruel about someone else just to make them feel bad. Talking shit, especially in the event of a truely rare insult, is saying something funny about someone else at their expense. I feel like the line…
Always try your best. Many times, that won’t even be good enough, but why would you ever try less than your best? Try so hard you might succeed, but if you fail it is so spectacularly that you end up making one of these lists. 1. Attempted Birthday Prank To Get Slammed with a birthday…
What’s a Saturday morning without some cheese grits, pancakes and funny cartoons? 1. View this post on Instagram A post shared by (@lizclimo) on Oct 9, 2019 at 4:17pm PDT 2. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Story Of My Fucking Life (@storyofmyfuckinglife) on Oct 9, 2019 at 8:17am PDT 3. What…
I love good writing, but oftentimes the most memorable moments are completely unscripted. When I was 22 I left a Halloween party dressed as Mario and drunk and couldn’t get a cab so I started walking home and realized I was going to have diarrhea so I squatted between 2 cars but I had to…
